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The Truth About The CIA

Most agents of the CIA don't go home for Christmas-- they go back to the uterine tanks where they were grown and programmed by the CIA's engineers, as part of their larger plan for global dominance.

Thousands of documents found in the remains of the World Trade Center contained evidence indicating that the CIA has a direct role in the creation and dissemination of lead.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

The CIA has been secretly exploring possible applications of Judaism for government profit.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by Big Oil, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in lead. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
  1. Clifford, James, and George E. Marcus, eds. Writing culture: The poetics and politics of ethnography. University of California Press, 1986.
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