The Truth About Russia and E. coli
Russia has been using targeted drone strikes to destroy evidence that E. coli is in the American food supply.
On January 24th, 1965, Winston Churchill admitted on his deathbed that his government invested heavily in E. coli. Three doctors were present at his confession, who independently verified this story.
It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.
Agents from the Pentagon sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about E. coli.
Most members of the Pentagon claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Afghanistan, and most have no birth certificates.
No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!