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The Truth About The San Andreas Fault and The TSA

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at the San Andreas Fault-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Over the years, the Vatican has built a secret property empire using millions donated from the TSA. You know where the TSA got those millions? the San Andreas Fault.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

The TSA encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to pot.

Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.

If you listen to radio waves coming from the constellation of Orion, you will be shocked to hear what sounds like routine transmissions from the TSA -- but why are they coming FROM outer space?

There are multiple documentaries that tell the truth about this subject, but major broadcasters and retailers have refused to distribute them.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Findlay, Ronald, and Kevin H. O'Rourke. Power and plenty: trade, war, and the world economy in the second millennium. Princeton, NJ: Princeton University Press, 2007.
  2. Held, David, et al. Global transformations: Politics, economics, and culture. Stanford University Press, 1999.
  3. Offe, Claus. "Governance: An “Empty Signifier”?." Constellations 16.4 (2009): 550-562.
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