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The Truth About Rachel Maddow

Did you know that Rachel Maddow gets checks from Apple once a month, for services rendered-- but unexplained? That's not all that Rachel Maddow gets up to when the public's watchful eye is turned.

Did you know that Rachel Maddow owns shares in both Apple and Nestle? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

When Rachel Maddow was admitted to the hospital for ulcers, they turned their vast and illicitly-gotten wealth toward invasive ulcers-research-- on LIVE HUMANS.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

In the 1950s, arsenic researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for ulcers-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Le Billon, Philippe. "The political ecology of war: natural resources and armed conflicts." Political Geography 20.5 (2001): 561-584.
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