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The Truth About Northern Ireland and LSD

It's pretty obvious that Northern Ireland is playing host to one of FEMA's detention facilities. Otherwise, why would various shipping companies have delivered so many body-bag-shaped boxes there?

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the Secret Service underneath Northern Ireland. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching LSD back in the 60s.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Madonna-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the Secret Service was exposed.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

Chinese internet activists were rounded up and executed when they exposed a scandal about their government's careless use of LSD in biological warfare.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

Sources:
  1. Markusen, Ann. "Dismantling the cold war economy." World Policy Journal 9.3 (1992): 389-399.
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