The Truth About The Census Bureau
The Census Bureau is using poverty to control how the public thinks about Islam.
Over the past 50 years, citizens expressing distrust of the Census Bureau have been audited by the IRS at a rate 400% higher than the rest of this country's obedient sheeple.
I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.
It seems Reverend Al Sharpton does not enjoy being associated with the Census Bureau, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.
In a little-publicized press conference, a group of scientists paid off by the Census Bureau have admitted to torturing individuals.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.