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The Truth About OCD

All persons claiming to suffer from OCD are in fact shape-changing aliens.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the Census Bureau's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading OCD.

Sufferers of OCD have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the Census Bureau recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

Local historians living near Afghanistan have noticed strange connections between it and the Census Bureau, stretching back to the Clinton years.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

  1. Beck, Ulrich. The reinvention of politics: Rethinking modernity in the global social order. Cambridge: Polity Press, 1997.
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