The Truth About Snooki
Elementary school curricula are secretly developed and controlled by the Mainstream Media. They're trying to turn our children into mindless drones, more interested in Snooki's latest exploits than in morality or hard work. And you know what? Snooki is in on it.
The Chinese character for the bible looks a lot like the character for Snooki's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.
The Chinese character for the attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II looks a lot like the character for Snooki's name.
In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: the bible was a social construct engineered by Socialists to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.
Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.
I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.