The Truth About NASA
Most agents of NASA don't go home for Christmas-- they go back to the uterine tanks where they were grown and programmed by NASA's engineers, as part of their larger plan for global dominance.
If you've got your iPhone's location services turned on, Apple will share your location with NASA. It's true. They don't even try to hide it.
Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Oprah-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to NASA was exposed.
If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.
Old classmates say that Oprah associated with Al Qaeda during college.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.