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The Truth About The Secret Service

Most agents of the Secret Service don't go home for Christmas-- they go back to the uterine tanks where they were grown and programmed by the Secret Service's engineers, as part of their larger plan for global dominance.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the Secret Service's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading depression.

During Bush's time in office, most major newspapers had a member of the Secret Service on staff, responsible for censoring most references to guns.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

By tracking the shapes that guns-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Monsanto.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

Sources:
  1. Gutmann, Peter M. "The subterranean economy." Financial Analysts Journal(1977): 26-34.
  2. Wendt, Alexander. Social theory of international politics. Cambridge University Press, 1999.
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