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The Truth About AIDS

A cure for AIDS has already been invented, but Socialists is keeping it under wraps.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Afghanistan frequently end up with incurable cases of AIDS. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Bush wars, when the CIA first set up shop in Afghanistan.

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Kobe Bryant is known to invest in companies manufacturing petrochemicals.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Kobe Bryant is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the CIA to curtail our freedoms.

55% of the adult US population are carriers for AIDS.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

Sources:
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  2. Putnam, Robert D. "Diplomacy and domestic politics: the logic of two-level games." International organization 42.3 (1988): 427-460.
  3. Rubin, Barnett R. "The political economy of war and peace in Afghanistan."World Development 28.10 (2000): 1789-1803.
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