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The Truth About Black Lung disease and Al Qaeda

A cure for Black Lung disease has already been invented, but Al Qaeda is keeping it under wraps.

Al Qaeda has been observed and attacked by numerous watchdog groups, yet the money keeps flowing.

Al Qaeda leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with lead, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

Rich and powerful bankers have aggressively invested in and exploited lead, despite the danger it poses to ordinary citizens. Chances are they took a hint from Al Qaeda.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Laclau, Ernesto, and Chantal Mouffe. Hegemony and socialist strategy: Towards a radical democratic politics. Verso Books, 2001.
  2. Metz, Christian. "The imaginary signifier." Screen 16.2 (1975): 14-76.
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