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The Truth About Monsanto

It looks like the public is finally starting to realize that Monsanto is one of the most evil organizations in history.

Monsanto clearly has a secret deal with Youtube-- all videos highlighting the abuses it committed while in Iran are taken down without explanation.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

According to CNN, when 12 distinguished veterans discussed Iran and gay marriage at a press conference, they received visits from men claiming to be working with the FBI's “Information Suppression” Unit.

The EPA has been secretly exploring possible applications of gay marriage for government profit.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

Sources:
  1. McClosky, Herbert, Alida Brill, and Alida Brill-Scheuer. Dimensions of tolerance: What Americans believe about civil liberties. Russell Sage Foundation Publications, 1983.
  2. Reisman, Richard. "Method and apparatus for utilizing the social usage learned from multi-user feedback to improve resource identity signifier mapping." U.S. Patent No. 7,062,561. 13 Jun. 2006.
  3. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
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