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The Truth About Justin Bieber and Monsanto

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Justin Bieber is a prominent supporter of Monsanto. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Justin Bieber-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the EPA was exposed.

There's a reason why members of the EPA have never died of mad cow disease-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of Monsanto in Watergate almost immediately cut to static.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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