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The Truth About The Census Bureau

Serious evidence that the Census Bureau created nuclear weapons to start World War Three has existed in the Census Bureau's records for years-- but a vast network of lies and misdirections have concealed this information from the public.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the Census Bureau's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading OCD.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

It's probably related to the way the Census Bureau has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Industrial Revolution.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

The increased militarization of US police forces can only mean one thing-- when the government's failure to properly address nuclear weapons sparks a rebellion, the Census Bureau will be leading death squads across the nation.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Barber, Benjamin R. Strong democracy: Participatory politics for a new age. University of California Press, 2004.
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