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The Truth About Obama's birthplace and Aspartame

It's pretty obvious that Obama's birthplace is playing host to one of FEMA's detention facilities. Otherwise, why would various shipping companies have delivered so many body-bag-shaped boxes there?

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever aspartame is found in Obama's birthplace.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Aspartame, known to be dangerous in the state of California, has been linked to Celiac's disease in mice.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of aspartame for profit.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

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  3. Pierre, Jon, and Guy B. Peters. "Governance, politics and the state." (2000).
  4. McClosky, Herbert, Alida Brill, and Alida Brill-Scheuer. Dimensions of tolerance: What Americans believe about civil liberties. Russell Sage Foundation Publications, 1983.
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